Ανέκδοτο: The Best Divorce Letter Everrrrrrrrrr

 

My Dear husband:



I'm writing this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you. I've been a
good wife to you for the last 20 years & I have nothing to show for
it, and the last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me
that you left your job today which was the last straw.




Last week, you came home & you didn't even notice I had a new
hairstyle, had cooked your favourite meal & even wore a brand new
nightie. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching
your TV soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want
sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're
cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm
gone.



Signed, Your ex-Wife.



P.S. Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER & I are moving to Invercargill
together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-wife



Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you
& I have been married for 20 years, although a good woman is a far cry
from what you've been. I watch TV soaps so much because they drown out
your constant whining & bitching. Too bad it didnâ€Tt completely work.



I DID notice when you got a hair do last week, but the 1st thing that
came to mind was 'You look just like a boy!' Since my father raised me
not to say anything, if you can't say something nice, I didn't
comment. And when you cooked my favourite meal, you must have got me
confused with MY BROTHER because I haven't eaten pork for 7 years.



About the new nightie: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price
tag was still on it, & I prayed it was just a coincidence that my
brother had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.



After all of that, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So
when I won the 20 million dollar Lotto, on Saturday, I left my job &
bought 2 tickets for us toJamaica, but when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess.



I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said
that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dollar from me. So
take care.



Signed, Your ex-Husband, (Rich As Hell & Free!)



P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was
born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.


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